Computers used to have a turbo button, but manufacturers removed this useful feature just to cut costs!

Little do people know that the internal turbo button is still there!  Turbo-turbo-button allows you to press this internal turbo button, online.  Try it below and compare!


PRESS THE TURBO TURBO BUTTON NOW! 

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FAQ's

Why did manufacturers take away the turbo button? 

Although they have many excuses, manufacturers removed the turbo button from computers to cut costs by less than a nickel!  How can they live with themselves selling machines that are only capable of half speed just so they can save a nickel?  It's outrageous!

Can this speed my computer up?

Absolutely!  Think of the turbo button exactly the same as your normal turbo button on an old pc or hamsters on a wheel.  If your pc is running too slowly, it will speed the hamsters up.  If it's running too fast, it will slow it down to a safe speed, resting the hamsters.  Whichever it does, it makes things better.

Can it damage my machine?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!  THIS IS TOTALLY SAFE!  To continue the previous analogy -- forcing the hamster to run beyond his speed can cause him to get winded.  The turbo-turbo-button is like attaching the equivalent of a four horsepower motor to your hamster wheel, but with a safety harness!  (do not actually do this:  beyond 3hp hamsters explode.) 

What if I press it more than once?

If you press the button more than once, you MUST power down your computer, remove all cables, place the computer in a well padded box and mail it to:  Turbo Button Repair Service, 6200 McKay Avenue, Suite 141-200, Burnaby, BC, V5H4M9. 

Wait, how much does this cost, exactly?

It's absolutely free.  To offset the cost of this service, we take money through various rackets and small time cons.  We do make a paltry six cents a month from the ads on the sides, all of which goes to local orphanages.  If you would like to donate to the orphans, mail your small cheque to:  Free the Orphans, Dear God Free the Orphans, 6200 McKay Avenue, Suite 141-200, Burnaby, BC, V5H4M9.


Corporate Info:

The turbo-turbo-button is the product of six years of R&D by Benjamin Bradford, an expert programmer with over 20 years of experience in the technology industry.  Turbo-turbo-button was recently voted #1 website, beating out such well knowns as Google, Yahoo and six year-old Suzy Atkin's blog entry "i lik mi cat."  Recently Mr. Bradford's other website received a thousand visitors in a single day.  If you have technology questions you can email him at bigdavediode at the email service gmail.com.